Monday 24 May 2021

Army of the Dead is the most average movie ever made.

Yep. 56 000 ratings and everyone says it's a 6.  

I'm not going to disagree. It's the most average movie ever made. 

There's nothing left to be done with a zombie movie. We've had them in space, in the cold, in the hot, fast zombies, slow zombies, clever zombies, animal zombies, comedy zombies, etc. So with nowhere to go this newest addition to the zombie canon could merely repeat everyone else's ideas and come up with the average of all that had gone before. 

You watch it. You'll be mildly entertained.